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Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
how to catch an octopus....
in 2 minutes....
first you have to spot it and hope it sleeps while you're gone to get a spear from home...
.

then you gotta hope it is still asleep as you slowly approach it, aim and attack...
.

then you gotta hope it doesn't launch its water jets until after you've caught it...

for the amusement of curious passer-bys on an afternoon stroll...

our sticky beast tries some last gasp under-the-sea moves,
which proves no match against issey, who's all smiles over the day's catch...
.


disclaimer: i am not responsible to any injuries caused during following these instructions....
first you have to spot it and hope it sleeps while you're gone to get a spear from home...
.

then you gotta hope it is still asleep as you slowly approach it, aim and attack...
.

then you gotta hope it doesn't launch its water jets until after you've caught it...

for the amusement of curious passer-bys on an afternoon stroll...

our sticky beast tries some last gasp under-the-sea moves,
which proves no match against issey, who's all smiles over the day's catch...
.


disclaimer: i am not responsible to any injuries caused during following these instructions....
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