how to catch an octopus....

in 2 minutes....

first you have to spot it and hope it sleeps while you're gone to get a spear from home...
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then you gotta hope it is still asleep as you slowly approach it, aim and attack...
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then you gotta hope it doesn't launch its water jets until after you've caught it...


for the amusement of curious passer-bys on an afternoon stroll...


our sticky beast tries some last gasp under-the-sea moves,
which proves no match against issey, who's all smiles over the day's catch...
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disclaimer: i am not responsible to any injuries caused during following these instructions....